Friday, August 18, 2006
a new DICTIONARY
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe,you know more than you actually do.
Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Politcian: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feelingyou have never felt before.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage ..
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present...
Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accidently falls in a river ...
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
[n.b : i did not write it yself .......... i found it somewhere and posting it for all your fun ]
Monday, August 14, 2006
COMPUTER VS HINDI MOVIES ..... a comparison
1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade Miyan Our Chhote Miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona Hi Tha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4) F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del – Akhri Rastaa.
7) Crtl C + Ctrl V - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa Ab Laut Chale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp – Jaagte Raho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage Capacity -Badhti Ka Naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha Mil Gaya.
19)System Which Frequently Requires Bootable Disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek Duje Ke Liye.
24) Temporary File - Khote Sikkey.
25) Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi.
(N.B :- i did not compose this...... i found it somewhere and posting this for all your fun)
Friday, August 11, 2006
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Friendship Day Special
GOD
* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
. * .*.. *`•.¸.•´* (¨`•.•´¨) * . *FOR
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *TODAY?
..* ... *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * ... *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * ... * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
.. * . (\ *** /) * . *.*.*BLOG
.* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
.* . * (_ /|\ _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS
.* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL
FOR ME....
BECAUSE THE PERSON IS MY FRIEND
* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
. * .*.. *`•.¸.•´* (¨`•.•´¨) * . *FOR
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *TODAY?
..* ... *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * ... *I
* . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED:
___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD
__0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE
__0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE
___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF
____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON
______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT
________000 * . *. * . * ... * . *.*IS
_________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING
* . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS
.. * . (\ *** /) * . *.*.*BLOG
.* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
.* . * (_ /|\ _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS
.* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL
FOR ME....
BECAUSE THE PERSON IS MY FRIEND
Sunday, August 06, 2006
SOME PECULIAR THOUGHTS..............
You can study and get any certificates……….but u cannot get your death certificate.
You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you'll say HUTCH.
You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering College………....but you cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College.
You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...................but you cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software.
You can find tea in tea cup……………but you can not find world in world cup.
You can find keys in key board…………………..but you can not find mother in mother board.
(N.B: this is not written by me .......... i found it somewhere and posting it here for all your reading .........)
You may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you sneeze you'll say HUTCH.
You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering College………....but you cannot become a president if u study in Presidency College.
You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ...................but you cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.
A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software.
You can find tea in tea cup……………but you can not find world in world cup.
You can find keys in key board…………………..but you can not find mother in mother board.
(N.B: this is not written by me .......... i found it somewhere and posting it here for all your reading .........)
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